Saturday, May 17, 2014

MS. KA: THURSDAY 5/15/14

When Ralph arrived for work on a Thursday afternoon everything was moved out. Ralph had to return the key to the old office. Jim IcyBurg said Ms. Brando had the company vehicle keys and that Ms. Brando had everything else that was in the office in her car to move it to the new company building. Then Ralph called Ms. Brando and she said to go get Bambi at Trucks grocery store where he works and to take him to the gym. Then Ralph realized he needed to get gas.
As Ralph was pulling into PoorDame LN to go to his house, Ralph happens to see Ms. Brando stopping at the stop sign at the end of PoorDame LN when Ralph was about to turn right going down it.
Ms. Brando must've visited her daughter Glenda who lives at the coldasac right next to Ralph.
Ralph stops as Ms. Brando sees him and explains to her that he needed to get gas money for his truck. She said, "So you weren't prepared for work?"
Ralph said, "Yeah I just thought I could drive the company vehicle today.
Ms. Brando asked, "ok you start at 3:00 today instead of 2:30PM. Is that a safe vehicle for Bambi to ride in?"
Ralph says, "Yes! It's safe."
Then Ralph went and got gas next to trucks grocery store where Bambi works and Ralph's hood started smoking.
Ralph put gas in his truck and it was exactly 3:00 when he arrived in trucks grocery store parking lot.
Ralph's truck was making rattling noises and Bambi kept saying the same thing over and over again there was also a lot of traffic for some reason.
Once Ralph got to the Themes highway Red light with Allisaw bank that was on left and the gas station that was on right, all a sudden the truck stopped completely.
Ralph couldn't start the truck so he put the truck in neutral when the stop light turned green.
Then out of panic, Ralph's adrenaline was moving a 3 ton pick up truck.
But while attempting to move it, Ralph was not in time for it to get to the other side when it was still green.
There was also was a big humpy hill like thing that Ralph had to push this truck over to actually get to the other side of the light before it turned red. Ralph was also wearing flip flops as we'll so it was difficult.
Bambi kept saying, "You want me to call ms. Brando? She can help, can't she?"
Ralph kept assuring Bambi, "No Bambi. Everything will be alright. Everything's cool!"
Then a guy named Chip with his daughter got his tow rope and towed Ralph and Bambi to the tire place parking lot.
After that Ralph had Chip drive him and Bambi to the gym which is close by but he didn't want Bambi to walk because Bambi has a bad hip and Bambi is old.
Then Bambi kept on mentioning what happened so Ralph said, "it's ok Bambi. We got this taken care of. Let's just enjoy our work out and exercise so you can achieve your goals today."
When Ralph and Bambi got in the locker room Ralph called his dad but he was an hour out of town.
Ralph called his brother Jagger but he was also an hour out of town picking up his kids.
So Ralph called his his and his brothers friend named Denominator who lives with Jagger. Denominator was driving around with his girlfriend.
Denominator wasn't picking up the phone.
All a sudden Denominator texted, "I can't pick up right now. What's up?"
Ralph told denominator the situation and Denominator said he's really busy.
So Ralph asked Denominator if they are able to pick Ralph and Bambi up at 5:45pm.
Denominator said, "Yeah can you give trialy gas money?"
Ralph said, "Yes! I'll give her $50 and I'll give you an Advil for your head ache and $10"
So Bambi and Ralph finished up the time period and Ralph texted Denominator to call themselves staff from another department so it wouldn't confuse Bambi.
They brought Bambi home and Ralphs dad texts saying, "I'm home."
"Is Jagger home too?", Ralph asks in a text.
He says yes.
So when Ralph got home, he asked his brother Jagger if he can drive his truck to finish the day.
He said, "If you put gas in my truck."
So Ralph gave the truck keys to his vehicle to his dad to have him and his brother Jagger pick up his truck and Ralph drove His brother Jagger's truck to finish the rest of his shift.
Denominator and his girlfriend Trialy said Ralph didn't have to pay them anything right now but whenever they are in a bad situation like this to help them out.
Ralph agreed to do this.
So everything worked out as planned with no telling Blimpy and without making things a million times more stressful.